March 2012
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thisgingersnapsback:
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thisgingersnapsback:
I hope Rick Santorum cuts the roof of his mouth with Cap’n Crunch.
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to simply walk into Mordor
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum sees Voldemort reborn and no one believes him
duessa:
I hope Rick Santorum gets a dead pixel right in the middle of his tv.
Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
February 2012
A while ago a coworker told me her baby might be...
And I told her to have it on the 29th because leap babies are awesome.
And she told me she would never do that, that they let you choose, and she would choose march 1st so she, her husband, and child would all be born in march.
All I could think was “WE WILL NEVER BE ACTUAL FRIENDS.”
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I think leap day should be a holiday.
And every county should work together to put together a carnival, and everyone gets short shifts doing whatever they do so everyone gets to enjoy the carnival for at least a few hours.
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thisgingersnapsback:
erinebola replied to your post: Anon about the Star:
Did they say that the star is already probably dead? Because HAH.
No but oh my god that would’ve been publish-worthy.
YOU SICK BASTARD. ;-;
Aw, I thought I was one with anon.
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